To provide the world with all the best in absolute crap while doing a half-assed job of advancing a pseudo-religious/quasi-political agenda that doesn't make much sense.
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc. [henceforth GwD] is a fanatical paramilitary quasi-political pseudo-religious group dedicated to making GREENY, son of the goddess Grene, Emperor of the world. Forged in 1993, GwD has grown from a small group of local BBS geeks into a cadre of assassins, religious zealots, survivalists, pornographers, artists, programmers, and "journalists" who call themselves "dr00gs."
One of the few elements that has remained constant throughout the group's years of existence is the publication of
GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime (
ISSN 1523-1585), an "e-zine" composed of single-article issues on topics ranging from dr00gan conspiracy theories to STAR WARS to cows.
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According to
gwd001.txt, "[GREENY] has run several k-k00l war3z boards, so we know he has enough experience to rule the world. (Also he will give give all his droogs free war3z and lotsa c0d3z). That is what the 'GREENY' part of our acronym is for. The next part is world. GREENY will soon rule all of this, but the reason it isn't capitalized is 'cause the world is not as important as the Great Green Guy (G.G.G.). Next is DOMINATION, This is capitalized because it is GREENY's Domination. After we have made GREENY emperor all other dominations will be in lower case."
Since the above passage was written by our fearless leaders, Lobo Licious and Seth The Man, they have been further enlightened. According to
gwd030.txt, "Sources have just informed us of the existence of a group whose two purposes are to make B0b Limekiller Czar of the world and to take our beloved GREENY down in the process. We only assume that they will take GwD down with him. This evil society calls itself 'The Organization For The Advancement Of B0b Limekiller' or 'TOFTAOBL'. What a stupid acronym. They can't even pick an easy acronym to say, like GwD. Well, anyway, they are the forces of Redd, and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal of making B0b the Czar of the *entire* world! They must be stopped!" TOFTAOBL must be stopped, indeed.
Also from
Issue #30: "For, it has been foreseen for generations that just when The Great Green Guy and all of the forces of Grene are about to assume control of the world, there will be a great battle between Grene and Redd. Yes, it is true. B0b is none other than.... The Anti-GREENY! (dun dun dun!) The forces of Redd will march over the face of the earth, if B0b's evil machinations are not counteracted! And who else will counteract them but us? GwD *must* triumph or Grene will lose in her eternal battle with Redd." We wouldn't want that to happen, now would we?
The details of Droogism, as our religious/political philosophy is commonly called are available in
The Book of KeyLime (
Issue #60) and
The Droogist Manifesto (
Issue #70).
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