May 5, 2005
#22: gwdnew22.txt
Announces Release of GwD 141-139
Announces Release of Retail Retards Vol. 2, Issue 1
April 20, 2004
04/20/04 - Call for Papers
New GwD Call for Papers now on-line. Read it, and submit.
We want new articles and mp3s for release in early June. How’s that sound? (Submission deadline is 05/25/04 for this release.)
March 21, 2004
GwD reviewed in Canadian ‘Zine
Broken Pencil, a Canadian ‘zine about ‘zines, reviewed GwD (along with several other e-zines) in issue #24. Check out the review here. Lobo Licious was horribly misquoted, but that’s okay. He does take offense, though, at the insinuation that he is “constantly looking for ways to downgrade the writing and layout of GwD.” Writing, maybe. Layout, never!
This is a great quote, though: “Believe me, Greeny [sic] is a zine to inflict wounds upon your sense of decency.”
Yes indeed!
December 31, 2003
#21: gwdnew21.txt
Announces Release of GwD 136-140
Announces Release of GwauDio 16-20
November 26, 2003
11/26/03 - Call for Papers
New GwD Call for Papers now on-line. Read it, and submit.
That’s right, we want new articles and mp3s for release in late December. How’s that sound? (Submission deadline is 12/25/03 for this release.)
October 28, 2003
version 5.0 of GwDweb
A new, uniform-looking version of GwDweb (designed using Movable Type) is unveiled. The people rejoice.
Features: You can still read all of the files, listen to all of the mp3s, leech all of the warez, and ogle all of the pics…but now you can comment on all of them. That’s right, tell us what you think about each and every piece of crap we’ve released in the last 10+ years.
Yes, it’s the same crap you know and love, but it’s in a more attractive package…and it’s user friendly!
But wait, there’s more!
GwDweb is now conveniently searchable. Also, there are thumbnails for the photos and artwork. There’s also GwaDBlog — your source for news and links, guaranteed to waste your time. And don’t forget to check out the GwD Store!
You can thank us later.
This is just the latest example of our dedication to bring you all the best in absolute crap.
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[Why are we using Movable Type, an application somewhat similar to XMLJourn (one of the fine GwDwarez), as the content management system for GwDweb?
Well, to quote Run-DMC (“Simmons Incorporated,” to be exact):
“People wanna know why I ain’t on my brother’s label
If I did this whole rap game be unstable.”
It’s exactly like that.]
September 18, 2003
GwD Store Now Open for Business
Aww yeah, we now have a GwD Store, where you can buy all sorts of crap with our logos on it. From teddy bears to infant creepers, from thongs to tote bags, we’ve got it all. More items coming soon.
June 10, 2003
10 Years of GwD! - #20: gwdnew20.txt
Announces Release of GwD 126-135
Announces Release of GwauDio 11-15
Announces ‘new’ GwDwarez
May 17, 2002
#19: gwdnew19.txt
Announces Release of GwD 121-125
April 12, 2002
#18: gwdnew18.txt
Announces Release of GwD 116-120
Announces Release of GwauDio 6-10
Announces Lucrative Distribution Deal with SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT
Announces Hosting of j3phs’s (now-defunct) EAST TEXAS IDIOT LIST (Vol. 1-3)
Announces Release of Retail Retards Vol.1, Issues 1 & 2
