Retail Retards, Volume 2, Issue 4 - “The Pile - Retail Excrement #1” by Migedy

Nothing like a pile of crap to liven up a Friday night…

Retail Retards, Volume 2, Issue 3 - “Retail Is the Business of Serving Stupidity” by Migedy

Crazy shoplifters and organized crime.

Retail Retards, Volume 2, Issue 2 - “The Next Episode - Volume 777: Rainbow Brite Chunks” by Migedy

Child eats Sour Twisty Straws. She pukes. Store manager is pissed. He, in turn, pisses off child’s mother. Revenge is sweet.

Retail Retards, Volume 2, Issue 1 - “Dispatches from the Plains VI” by fj

TARDZ is finally back! Sure, it’s been three years since the last release, but that doesn’t matter. The dumbasses are still out there, and they’re still invading our stores.

fj, a longtime friend of SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT, lends us the seventh installment of his “Dispatches from the Plains” series. You don’t read, fj reads.

Seriously.

Retail Retards, Volume 1, Issue 2 - “Don’t Be a Dumbass, Part I” by Migedy

Just like the title says. Numerous installments in the “Don’t Be a Dumbass” series are planned…Keep your eyes open.

Retail Retards, Volume 1, Issue 1 - “OKAY, IT’S NOT IDIOT LIST…(aka Let It Begin)” by j3ph

The foundation is laid. Retail Retards (aka ‘TARDZ) will teach you (yes, *YOU*) how to behave properly in a retail environment. The first installment gives you a few hints as to what not to do. A must read for the serious (and not-so-serious) shopper.