#149: “uh-rith-muh-tick” by Aardv@rk - gwd149.txt

Aardv@rk and his condescension return. Ever wondered how to add, subtract, multiply, or divide? You know you have. He’s here to teach you all you ever needed/wanted to know about math but were afraid to ask (well, not quite…fractions/decimals are handy, as is algebra, really…fine, think of this as a pamphlet for a really low-level math course).

#148: “Slopetopia” by Bob the Master of the World - gwd148.txt

Bob tMotW had a dream. Disturbing and gritty.

#147: “Ass Hairs” by Lobo Licious - gwd147.txt

Ass hairs and public toilets. Fun! I wish I’d had my camera, though. Alas.

#146: “EPISODE III: RETURN OF THE GwD STAR WARS SPECIAL” - gwd146.txt

The real Episode III is coming out in just a few weeks, so it’s time to jump back on the bandwagon. Great stuff for all you Star Wars geeks out there. Seriously, who else would read a crappy e-zine like GwD? Star Wars = the shiz. That being said, enjoy this cynical look at Star Wars.

#145 - “Dispatches from the Plains VII” by fastjack - gwd145.txt

We hate to break it to you, but you are not a “spiritual person.” Buying books about angels from the bargain bin doesn’t make you spiritual. Chach.

#144 - “On Social Stigmata: Jesus, Magic, and Ciacco the Hog” by Dr. Dr. Otis, M.D. - gwd144.txt

As promised in Issue #124, we bring you Otis’s treatise on a growing problem: Social Stigmata. Symptoms include bleeding from the hands and feet in social situations. (Why has it taken us three years to publish this? Well, Otis originally wrote this article for a conference THAT SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS. This was in late 2002. It was actually a paper that Otis hoped to publish that was based on his abortive doctoral dissertation in Divinities at the University of Pennsylvania. However, his dissertation was not accepted by his committee and he is now persona non grata in that department due to the “incident” that occurred after this rejection. Once Otis regained his senses and finished medical school, he submitted this work for publication in GwD. This was early 2003. You can blame the strenuous peer review process we have in place for scholarly works such as this for the remaining two years of “delay.”)

#143 - “Pillows” by Bob the Master of the World - gwd143.txt

Bob tMotW regales us with a tale of a fattish ass.

#142 - “Patriachalism, Progeny and Pain: Adrienne Rich and the Prison of Marriage” by fastjack - gwd142.txt

Feminist poetry, T.S. Eliot, and YOU.

#141 - “Hawaiian Punch” by Frank Ferra, P.I. - gwd141.txt

Frank Ferra gave us this essay on the human condition. That’s a lot of punch, man.

#140: “A Story about You, the Reader” by Aardv@rk - gwd140.txt

Aardv@rk’s written a story about *YOU*. It might tell you something about yourself that you didn’t know before.

#139: “blargle” by Patriotic Polly - gwd139.txt

New dr00g Patriotic Polly gives us “blargle,” an in-depth look at the psychological ramifications of peer pressure and “going with the flow.” A must-read for students of human nature. Actually, for students of anything at all.

#138: “Bloodsport and Bildungsroman - Minors’ First Ammendment Right of Access to Violent Gaming” by Yancey Slide - gwd138.txt

If you’d like to know what this issue is about, you should read the title, numbnuts.

#137: “Thoughts on Nothing” by Dr. Dr. Otis - gwd137.txt

Dr. Dr. Otis has nothing to say. Honest.

#136: “Duck, Duck, Goose = End of All Things” by Aardv@rk - gwd136.txt

Childrens’ games and the Apocalypse. Nice light bedtime reading.

#135: “Bribs Plays Billiards” by The BMC - gwd135.txt

Billiards, billiards, billiards.

#134: “Remembering Porkins” by Ciacco the Hog - gwd134.txt

Ciacco “interviewed” William Hootkins, the actor who portrayed Jek Porkins, the slightly-larger of the X-Wing pilots.

#133: “The Dregs of My Poetry” by Yancey Slide - gwd133.txt

Yance took a poetry class. Here are the results.

#132: “Star Wars Part 77” by Havoc - gwd132.txt

Havoc tells an interesting story. The point of the story seems to be the death of Havoc’s former boss at the lightsaber of Samuel L. Jackson.

#131: “Lubbock Trip” by Seth The Man - gwd131.txt

STM went to Lubbock. Doesn’t that sound fun? Lubbock is fun, chach.

#130: “GwD is…” by www.googlism.com - gwd130.txt

A wonderful look at all of the many things that GwD is.

#129: “Chach Talk: Inverview with Stein” by Elliot Deuce - gwd129.txt

What makes Stein tick? Who the hell is Stein?

#128: “Rice-a-Roni PIC Programmer” by breed_x - gwd128.txt

Ever wondered what to do with the box after you’ve eaten your Rice-a-Roni? breed_x offers a suggestion.

#127: “Post-Lubbock Influenza” by Seth The Man - gwd127.txt

STM got sick in Lubbock. Alas.

#126: “Holly Near v. Melissa Etheridge” by Yancey Slide - gwd126.txt

So, like, can same-sex couples that legally marry in one state get a legal divorce in a state that doesn’t recognize same-sex marriages? Hmmm…

#125: “As You Go” by Trish - gwd125.txt

We’re all about the sentimentality…STM’s sister lends us this tear-jerking poem in which she refers to her brother’s blackness and our very own urge for Domination.

#124: “Sex without Strings: A Call for Legalized Prostitution” by Dr. Dr. Otis - gwd124.txt

Dr. Dr. Otis is at it again! The alcoholic professor returns with his newest political treatise. Legalize prostitution, yo.

#123: “Me and Mongo Jones” by Ciacco the Hog, Lobo Licious, and Bob the Master of the World - gwd123.txt

Fattishness at its best. Mongo Jones is indeed a force to be reckoned with.

#122: “Geekified Hovel” by Seth The Man - gwd122.txt

Jesus Christ, Seth is a geek. Computers galore, unnecessary surveillance, and hidden porn.

#121: “Mein Jewlatto” by Ciacco the Hog and Bob the Master of the World - gwd121.txt

This is one of the most racist textfiles ever. But damn, is it ever funny.

#120: “SKLUH, GLUH, GLAAAHHHH!” by Otis - gwd120.txt

Helpful hints for the neophyte amateur porn star. “What sounds do I make when I…?” Otis has the answers, boys and girls, and he’s more than willing to share.

#119: “Whoopty Woop” by Bob the Master of the World and Lobo Licious - gwd119.txt

What do kidnapping, white-slavery, professional gambling, and Linkin Park have in common? Read this article of articles to find out the answers to these and other pressing questions. Don’t forget about Pillows.

#118: “Defending Redd” by Havoc - gwd118.txt

Havoc defends Redd. Not really. Fuck you.

#117: “The History of the Future” by The BMC - gwd117.txt

Do you like history? Do you like the future? Well wait no longer, the two have joined forces at last! At last, read about the future from a past perspective.

#116: “EPISODE II: The GwD STAR WARS Special STRIKES BACK” - gwd116.txt

Just like the title says…more STAR WARS stuff. Exactly 50 issues after the original GwD STAR WARS Special, we return to our rightful place as the unOFFICIAL STAR WARS E-ZINE with a whole new bunch of STAR WARS-related forwards and stuff we stole from elsewhere. It’s time to feed off the hype of the impending release of EPISODE II this May.

#115: “git’n out” by Seth The Man - gwd115.txt

Occasionally, Seth The Man’s webcam shows an empty apartment. Where does Mr. The Man go? Find out in this file.

#114: “‘Doorman:’ A Modern Crime and Punishment, or Dostoevsky as a Punk” by Lobo Licious - gwd114.txt

Licious compares Dostoevsky’s opus with “Doorman,” a song by self-described acid-punk band Brutal Juice. It would seem that art does indeed imitate art. Or something like that.

#113: “the game” by j3ph - gwd113.txt

j3ph (of SCUMDOG Entertainment) joins the dr00gish-ranks with a tale of a baseball game. Think of this as sports-column with-a-twist of your (least) favorite e-zine. What’s the twist? Read it and find out. But bear in mind, j3ph’s scary sideburns don’t mean that he’s a less-than-nice guy. Uhh, yeah.

#112: “Experiments in Hedonism” by Jaffo - gwd112.txt

Jaffo goes to the strip club. What does he find there? Bad lighting. A crappy DJ. Nekkid chicks. And a SMOKE MACHINE!

#111: “CHEESEBURGER” by Kp Neato Dee - gwd111.txt

MAN. YOU NEED A BACON DOUBLE-CHEESEBURGER, DAMNIT.

#110: “Number 5” by The BMC - gwd110.txt

The BMC, editor-in-chief of The Neo-Comintern and webmaster of The Current Text Scene, lends us a discussion of just why the number Five is so damn important. A must read for all true dr00gs and dr00gettes.

#109: “Defining Quality” by Lobo Licious - gwd109.txt

Just what in the hell is quality? Lobo Licious rambles on and on, trying to explain. Some interesting points tempered with dry humor. Or not.

#108: “Getting Old” by Seth The Man - gwd108.txt

STM is getting old. Good Lord, he’s an old bastard.

#107: “Texas” by fastjack - gwd107.txt

fastjack gives GwD a helluva rant, proving that Texas is the best state, hands down. Why? Because Texas wants to kill you. Has your state ever tried to kill you? I think not.

#106: “Capsicum annuum” by Priest - gwd106.txt

It’s all about the botany, baby.

#105: “Risk and Uncertainty in Bernstein’s Against the Gods” by Otis - gwd105.txt

Otis is at it again, this time using Peter L. Bernstein’s Against the Gods: The Remarkable Story of Risk to define risk and uncertainty. For an alcoholic, this fellow [Otis] sure is pretty smart. Or something like that.

#104: “CHiPs” by Franken Gibe - gwd104.txt

How dare you insult CHiPs? BLASPHEMER!

#103: “The ‘Genesis’ of Feminism” by Priest - gwd103.txt

Priest presents the truth about where exactly feminist thought originated. Interesting, inciteful. Read it for a surprise.

Uhh, yeah.

#102: “The CIA Hit List” by Lawrence Wilmot - gwd102.txt

Reprinted from The SPOTLIGHT newsweekly back in 1993, Mr. Wilmot gives detailed information about who exactly the CIA has killed. This file takes “PUBLIC ENEMY #1: CIA” (gwd57.txt) one step further. Read it and be forever changed.

#101: “MY T.I. ‘LITTLE MAESTRO’” by Kp Neato Dee - gwd101.txt

A heartfelt tale about abusive relationships and musical toys for children.

#100: “The Lamest Textfile Ever” by GwD, Inc. - gwd100.txt

Not only is it insanely large, it’s not very well organized!

That is what makes it ‘The Lamest Textfile Ever.’ Read it, live it, love it…

#99: “ICC for You and Me: A Colorful Children’s Primer for the Statutes, Progress, and Prospects of the International Criminal Court” by Yancey Slide - gwd099.txt

Yancey Slide relates to you, the lame-ass reader, lots and lots of information about the proposed International Criminal Court. I suggest you read it, since someday you will stand trial before the court for crimes against humanity or other members of the animal kingdom, you sick-o.

#98: “Sickness” - gwd098.txt

The title says it all. This is the kind of “funny” tale that you laugh at, and then you feel all dirty for laughing. Of course, you *ARE* dirty, so that feeling is nothing new.

#97: “Dreams” by Grandmaster Ratte’ and Franken Gibe - gwd097.txt

cDc founders, Grandmaster Ratte’ and Franken Gibe, are now exclusively contracted to GwD.

Uhh, did we say exclusively? We sure didn’t mean that shit, jackass.

Actually, these guys were just nice enough to let us use some of their stuff for this, a very special GwD file.

#96: “A Look at Hardin’s Attacks on Contemporary Theories of Color” by Otis - gwd096.txt

Since we’re all about *GREEN* ‘round these parts, we decided that you should have to read an exciting essay about colors.

Hey, it’s all part of your brain-washing. That Otis sure is covering a wide range of topics in this release, isn’t he? That’s because he’s smarter than you.

#95: “Ubermensch and Raskolnikov” by Bob the Master of the World - gwd095.txt

An interesting discussion of whether or not the principal character of Crime and Punishment (one of the best books ever written), is actually one of Nietzsche’s overmen. You will read this file, or you will be destroyed.

#94: “Evaluating Some Premises of Hill’s Argument in ‘Self-Regarding Suicide’” by Otis - gwd094.txt

Otis is back on the scene with this remarkable treatment of a topic that has perplexed us for centuries. In the words of the Bloodhound Gang, “Life’s short and hard, like a body-building elf, so save the planet and kill yourself.” Okay, fine, that quote isn’t relevant. Read the file anyway, chach.

#93: “OPEN THEM EYES!” by Kp Neato Dee - gwd093.txt

Another one by Kp Neato Dee! This guy never quits. OHMANOH, this file is even *cooler* than the other two by him in this release. I mean, you will seriously SHIT YOUR PANTS when you read it. For the love of God, man, READ THIS FILE. Print it out! Make love to the printouts! Pour syrup all over your body and hire midgets to lick it off! You goddamn sluts!

#92: “Language Acquisition: Philosophical Variations on a Theme by Stephen Pinker” by Bob the Master of the World - gwd092.txt

Bob relates a tale of language acquistion. Duh. Read the title, jackass.

#91: “Fuckin’ HOEs” by Lobo Licious - gwd091.txt

Lobo Licious gives an emotional send-off to the Hogz of Entropy, a publication ALMOST as lame as GwD. Read it, live it, love it.

#90: “Am I Old School Yet?” by Jaffo - gwd090.txt

Net-Legend Jaffo endorses GwD as the next big thing in the textfile scene. What textfile scene, you ask? Fuck you.

#89: “When Not Working” by Kp Neato Dee - gwd089.txt

Kp Neato Dee’s next entry, a lovely discourse about being unemployed. Or something like that. Beautiful, flowery language. This file rocks balls. You will read it, and then you will sell all of your belongings and send the $cash$ to GwD (P.O. Box listed below) and then you will move to our compound in Wyoming and prepare for the End Times.

#88: “The Drug Project” by www.thedrugproject.org - gwd088.txt

Like, drugs should be legalized and stuff, cuz drug crimes are victimless. Yeah, man. Did you see the tracers on that Death Star?

#87: “Send ‘Em Packing: Reasoning for Congressional Term Limits” by Otis - gwd087.txt

Otis has been working hard since he got back on the wagon.

Here’s his take on the ongoing “problem” of Congressional term limits. Of course, “Congress” will only matter for a few more years, because GwD will soon assume control of this pitiful planet. Be prepared to lick our boots, Earth-Scum!

#86: “Chach!” by Oscar the Pornographer - gwd086.txt

Oscar the Pornographer, a new dr00g, finally defines “chach” for all of you chach-ified chaches out there in Chach-Land. Chach.

#85: “My Poetry and Why I Hate Poetry” by Grandmaster Ratte’ - gwd085.txt

First Gibe, now Grandmaster Ratte’? Holy fuck, those GwD boys might actually have something if these telecom legends are writing for them.

Read this or die, CHACH.

#84: “Medical Applications of Selective Laser Sintering (SLS)” by Otis - gwd084.txt

Otis takes a break from alcohol (see gwd68.txt) to discuss the medical applications of a specific rapid prototyping process.

It’s about making bones, man…BONES. You made your bones, got him at a deli. Congrats.

#83: “A Semester in Russia, Part 3” by Yancey Slide - gwd083.txt

Yancey Slide recently spent a semester in St. Petersburg, Russia. Here is his story from his own point of view (such a novel concept). An interesting look at life in the former communist country that is now struggling to find its true calling (somewhat like GwD). Of course, passages relating to GwD Covert Ops in this country that is now “our friend” have been removed.

You will read this, and you will like it, or Lenin’s styrofoam corpse will kill you.

Part 4 is on its way, soon…maybe.

#82: “Going Postal” by Franken Gibe - gwd082.txt

Another entry from Franken Gibe (he who is like unto God). cDc, schmee-dee-see, his Gibeness is at it again. Holy shit, this file makes me want to go out & pound shots of bourbon while snorting cocaine until my heart explodes! Gibe for God in ‘01!

#81: “mute.” by Kp Neato Dee - gwd081.txt

Lubbock BBS legend Kp Neato Dee makes his first contribution to GwD. This file is so fucking rad, I’ll bet you $0.55 cents that it’ll make you all hot and bothered, you fucking sluts.

#80: “The Significance of 05-25-00” by Kilroy - gwd080.txt

Kilroy discusses the significance of 05-25-00, the date of the last GwD release, and quite possibly, the most significant date ever. Rock balls.

#79: “The Passion that Kills” by Otis - gwd079.txt

Erotica? Sort of. This piece shows us that although Grene enjoys nudity, sex, and porn, she only likes it when these are voluntary. That’s right, Grene hates rapists. Here’s a look (sort of) at what she does to them. An interesting piece with a Celtic twist.

That’s right, GwD has now jumped on the “everything Celtic is cool” bandwagon.

#78: “A Semester in Russia, Part 2” by Yancey Slide - gwd078.txt

#77: “A Semester in Russia, Part 1” by Yancey Slide - gwd077.txt

Yancey Slide recently spent a semester in St. Petersburg, Russia. Here is his story from his own point of view (such a novel concept). An interesting look at life in the former communist country that is now struggling to find its true calling (somewhat like GwD).

Of course, passages relating to GwD Covert Ops in this country that is now “our friend” have been omitted.

You will read this, and you will like it, or Lenin’s styrofoam corpse will kill you. Part 3 is on its way, soon…

#76: “Pinocchio (Oil Painting by Jaisini): A Review” by Yustas Kotz-Gottlieb - gwd076.txt

Yustas Kotz-Gottlieb gives us this insightful review of a new painting by the artist Paul Jaisini. Jaisini’s work evokes a great many emotions, and Mr. Kotz-Gottlieb explores them all in this interesting review. A must read for any fan of the arts.

#75: “The Beat of a Different Drummer” by (The Iron) Priest - gwd075.txt

That’s right, it’s the fabled “BETH.TXT” that your parents warned you about.

BE AFRAID.

All’s fair in love and war, especially in high school. This was originally slated to be released as “GwD Adult” #1, but that ain’t gonna happen, so we brought it to you anyway. Now Digitally Remastered by the author himself, it’s badder than ever…an intimate look at high school band trips and revenge.

The warning from #69 applies here also, along with the fact that this file is not for the faint of heart. Mega-seriously. Priest says that reading it “made my roommate physically ill.”

With a review like that, it’s sure to be a hit.

#74: “Shakespeare Silliness, Part Deux” by Spanky McDougal, Sir! (now Yancey Slide) and Lobo (Licious) - gwd074.txt

You thought it would never come, but it has. The way-anticipated sequel to the epic “Shakespeare Silliness, Part the First” from 1994. On the surface, it seems to be little more than a ripoff of a major motion picture. But, I say thee, “Nay!” Five years and 50 issues later (there could not be a better time), the prophecy is realized, and the captives are released. Or maybe something less dramatic.

Okay. Definitely less dramatic.

#73: “Hanoi Jane” by Author(s) Unknown - gwd073.txt

A look at a woman being considered for the honor of being named one of the “100 Greatest Women of the Century.” Most definitely not a flattering piece about Jane Fonda, Queen of the Exercise Videos and wife of multi-millionaire mogul Ted Turner. Just what was she doing in North Vietnam during the war? Read this to find out.

#72: “Satan, Sodomy, and the Governor’s School” by Charles Zeps - gwd072.txt

Written in 1993, GwD has only recently acquired this shocking expos of a school in the home state of El Presidente, Billy Clinton. Charles Zeps provides a provocative look at a serious issue that was overlooked in the last two Presidential Campaigns. Satanism and sodomy have more to do with our Commander-n-Stuff than you might think.

Very insightful, especially in light of the impending 2000 election.

#71: “The Ride” by Franken Gibe - gwd071.txt

Franken Gibe gives an almost journalistic look at part of one of his legendary cross-country road trips. Without a doubt one of the most literary issues of GwD to date.

And you read that right. Franken Gibe, co-founder and High Priest of the cDc (not to mention SysGod of the /

Well, not really *for* GwD. It was originally a g-file on his BBS, but he said we had his permission if we wanted to re-lease it, so here it is. cDc has also already released part of it, but we’re releasing ALL of it. It’s *all* ready to go for YOU, baby.

#70: The Dr00gist Manifesto by Lobo Licious and Seth The Man - gwd070.txt

The companion to GwD60 (The Book of KeyLime), GwD70, The Dr00gist Manifesto, details the quasi-political half of our dogma. Read it. Feel It. Love it. Live it. Rock Balls. You are either part of the Solution or you are part of the Problem. Either way, you are now working for Grene in Her ecoterroristic crusade to rid the world of the oppression of the Shopping Mall State.

Five stars.

#69: “In Anticipation of Shoes” by slave daphne - gwd069.txt

As Domination is part of our name, this file was an obvious choice for #69. daphne, a real life sex slave, tells the true story of a trip she and her Mistress took to find a pair of shoes.

WARNING: this article contains *vivid* sexual descriptions. Don’t read it if you are easily offended. Also, if you have a heart condition, you probably should not read it. Be sure not to soil the keyboard.

#68: “FUCK ALL FORMS OF WIRELESS COMMUNICATION” by Otis and Priest - gwd068.txt

Otis tells his tale of drunken debauchery at a “gentleman’s club.” Priest fills in the details that are sketchy due to Otis’ intoxication. A shocking look at the effects of alcohol, exotic dancing, and optometry.

Read it now, or suffer the fate of Otis. Okay, fine, he’s not dead or anything.

But read it anyway, PIGGIE.

#67: “Make Room for Millenium Baby” by Ron Callari - gwd067.txt

Move over Boomer, they’re arriving in millions and packing an attitude! Ron Callari gives us this article detailing what the children of the next millennium will be like. Very insightful.

#66: “The GwD STAR WARS Special” by The Mad Screamer, Pezzy, and various others - gwd066.txt

Redneck Jedi, Samuel L. Jackson as a Jedi: sure, you’ve read them before. If you didn’t like them then, you surely won’t like the rest of the file…

The Mad Screamer, author of the (now infamous) “Deluded Ravings of a Madman,” returns to bring his fans (and others) an inside look at the premiere of the newest STAR TREK film. The Mad Screamer quips, “I set my jaw and reminded myself why I watch STAR WARS…”

New dr00g Pezzy rants about action figures. Okay, dolls…

The STAR WARS drinking game!…

Lame ascii-art we ripped off…

#65: “Whine” by Purpldrgn - gwd065.txt

New dr00g Purpldrgn discusses many things, from Attention Deficit Disorder to stalkers to that annoying ringing you hear when someone calls you on the telephone. A must read.

#64: “The GwD Guide to Being a Perfect Boyfriend” by Snotty - gwd064.txt

Snotty tells the ground rules for being a perfect boyfriend, or at least a perfect boyfriend for her. She does give great hints on dating ALL women; this is a must-read for the teenage and/or twenty-something single male. GwD accepts no liability if these tips do not work in any and/or all cases.

#63: “Untitled?” by Lobo Licious - gwd063.txt

Lobo Licious’s first solo-file in two years. LL gives us a stream of consciousness look at his life and times, including insight into his very soul. Or not.

#62: “The Greeny Files, Chapter 1” by Priest - gwd062.txt

If Chapter 1 is any indication, Priest’s new “Greeny Files” storyline promises to be highly interesting and entertaining. Based on events from Priest’s own life, the story follows the missions of an assassin.

#61: “Commentary on Just a Bunch of Stuff I Thought About When I Was Stoned and Bored” by Sir Flea - gwd061.txt

Sir Flea comments on life and…other things. Classic words of wisdom from the Prophet himself. A must read.

#60: The Book of Keylime (and Various Other Stuff) translated by Lobo Licious and Seth The Man - gwd060.txt

#59: “The Deluded Ravings of a Madman” by The Mad Screamer - gwd059.txt

The Madman speaks. And many won’t like what he has to say. A movie authority gives his opinion on a few celebrities. Not for the faint of heart or Matt Damon fans.

#58: “Confessions of an Insurance Adjuster” by Antone P. Braga - gwd058.txt

The story of one man’s journey from insurance adjuster to crusader for policyholders’ rights.

#57: “PUBLIC ENEMY #1: CIA” - gwd057.txt

#56: “Enter the Trailer Park Queen” by Trailer Park Queen (with Bill Hooper) - gwd056.txt

#55: “Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo” by Yancey Slide with “Press Release Regarding The GwD High Council” by Seth The Man - gwd055.txt

#54: “Stupid Girls” by Rainne - gwd054.txt

#53: “Cybersex” - gwd053.txt - NO LONGER AVAILABLE

08-31-98: Lawsuit threatened, GwD #53 removed.

Read gwd053b.txt for details.

#52: “UFOs and the ATF” by K2 and Carson - gwd052.txt

#51: “Only Tomorrow” by Lobo and Bob the Master of the World - gwd051.txt

#50: “The k-rad 3/Y+3 50th File” by GwD, Inc. - gwd050.txt

#49: “Jack Schitt” - gwd049.txt

#48: “Bob Larson Parts 13 & 14” by Kenneth L. Smith - gwd048.txt

#47: “Bob Larson Parts 11 & 12” by Kenneth L. Smith - gwd047.txt

#46: “Bob Larson Parts 9 & 10” by Kenneth L. Smith - gwd046.txt

#45: “Bob Larson Parts 7 & 8” by Kenneth L. Smith - gwd045.txt

#44: “Bob Larson Parts 5 & 6” by Kenneth L. Smith - gwd044.txt

#43: “Bob Larson Parts 3 & 4” by Kenneth L. Smith - gwd043.txt

#42: “Bob Larson Parts 1 & 2” by Kenneth L. Smith - gwd042.txt

#41: “the mogtronix instant inside-joke maker 2000” by mogel - gwd041.txt

#40: “Issue #2 of the GwD Task Force Newsletter” by Seth Sometimes and Lobo Licious - gwd040.txt

#39: “Campaign Against Art Seeks to Stifle Dissent” by Charles Marowitz - gwd039.txt

#38: “|\|3\x/Zzzf!@5h” by Ray Westbrook - gwd038.txt

#37: “The Yuletide Caper” - gwd037.txt

#36: “The Plot” by Spanky McDougal, Sir! - gwd036.txt

#35: “Literary Publications by S & S” by Seth Sometimes and Lasher - gwd035.txt

#34: “Drive By Water Gunnings: A Practical Approach” by Bill Hooper - gwd034.txt

#33: “Silliness Begets More Silliness” by Zen and Aracnia - gwd033.txt

#32: “BBSes” by Sir Flea - gwd032.txt

#31: “Cow Stompin’” by Seth Sometimes - gwd031.txt

#30: “The Anti-GREENY!” by Lobo and Seth Sometimes - gwd030.txt

#29: “Dr00gSpeak: What We Say and Hear” by Diamondback - gwd029.txt

#28: “Literal Dribblings” by Seth Sometimes - gwd028.txt

#27: “Rex et son ami Louis, Le Prochain Chapitre” by Lobo - gwd027.txt

#26: “Great Expectations Fable” by Lobo - gwd026.txt

#25: “Return to School 101” by Lobo - gwd025.txt

#24: “Shakespeare Silliness, Part the First” by Lobo - gwd024.txt

#23: “One Hand Clapping, Part II: Reunion” by Spanky McDougal, Sir! - gwd023.txt

#22: “One Hand Clapping, Part I: The Beginning” by Spanky McDougal, Sir! - gwd022.txt

#21: “What” by fastjack - gwd021.txt

#20: “Issue #1 of the GwD Task Force Newsletter” by Lobo, Seth The Man, Zen, and Trojan-Man - gwd020.txt

#19: “dr00gan Poetry” by Poetic dr00gs - gwd019.txt

#18: “Why Drugs Should Be Legalized” by Lobo - gwd018.txt

#17: “Rage Against the Machine” (lyrics) - gwd017.txt

#16: “Quotes Vol. ]|[” by Aracnia - gwd016.txt

#15: “Welcome to School 101” by Lobo - gwd015.txt

#14: “Drunk In Mexico, Part I” by Zippy - gwd014.txt

#13: “Quotes Vol. II” by Sir Flea - gwd013.txt

#12: “Faith No More: The Real Thing” (lyrics) - gwd012.txt

#11: “Censorship: The School Play” by Lobo and Spanky McDougal, Sir! - gwd011.txt

#10: “Spanky’s Claim to Fame” by Spanky McDougal, Sir! - gwd010.txt

#9: “Sue of St. Louis” by Lobo - gwd009.txt

#8: “The Price: Chapter I” by The Lizard King - gwd008.txt

#7: “‘Poor’ School Districts” by Lobo - gwd007.txt

#6: “Quotes Vol. I” by Lobo and Seth The Man - gwd006.txt

#5: “Rex et son ami Louis” by Lobo - gwd005.txt

#4: “War: A Costly Way to Solve a Problem” by Lobo - gwd004.txt

#3: “0fficial Stuff” by Lobo and Seth The Man - gwd003.txt

#2: “The Story of GREENY” by Lobo - gwd002.txt

#1: “A summary of what GwD is.” by Lobo and Seth The Man - gwd001.txt